Paracetamol 500
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Perfect Childhood
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Me After A Lot Of Grasas Saturadas Meditating In The Beach Of A Parallel Universe From Avery Distant Planet
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Proper Handshake & Alien Handshake. Both are new works for #ScannedFantasy collection.
Both #1of1 editions at 15 #Tezos
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Chocolate con Dulce de Leche
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Collage Adolescente
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King Kong Girls
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Man who spent £20k trying to look like David Beckham is now £14k in debt
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How to politely remind your friend that they owe you money
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5 ed / 7 tezos
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I interrupted his breakfast
deadly scorpion
with your enemy break bread
I interrupted …
… his breakfast.
I woke up earlier than most days, it must have been 5:30am when I went to make the coffee. It wasn’t a black scorpion. Thank goodness. It was a yellowish Arizona bark scorpion (here in Nevada). I opened the cupboard door and caught a perfect profile of the poor creature, frozen in shock, his right pedipalp extended upward like a tournament trophy winner holding a half-eaten cockroach.
He didn’t move one bit when I grabbed my coffee cup from the shelf above him and brought it down on his body, severing the venomous tail and rendering the scorpion dead in one violent act of preemptive self-defense.
I interrupted his breakfast… for that I am truly sorry.
5 ed / 5 Tezos
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Text by Eccaro